Saturday, May 21, 2005

Saddam LIKED it...

According to Omar, Saddam more than likely appreciates being seen in his Underoos.

Friday, May 20, 2005

What the....?

Okay, can someone please tell me if this is normal language from a sitting President?
"...we look forward to the day when Cuba is free, and my Administration supports efforts to hasten that day's coming."
Those are the words of the President of the United States to dissidents gathering in Cuba.
Is this a normal bit of token engouragement or is there something starting to roll in Cuba?

Via Reynolds

my head hurts...

"And uh, which one of these calls your parents to come pick you up?"

That's. Not. Fair. Making an individual laugh until they have a migrane is not fair at all.

Via Froggy...

Runaway GROOM

Guess he didn't want to go back to prison.

I salute your...

... indefatigability. Oh, and your nice Underoos, too. (UPDATE: More)
(UPDATE: Oh, brother!) More: Here, here, here, here

Thursday, May 19, 2005

I saaaaid paint it BLUE! Humph - infidels!

And poof, like that, it's gone...

A WHOLE FRIGGING LAKE disappears. (via Lucianne)

What baffles me as much as an entire lake disappearing is this quote from one of the villagers:
"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.

I'm not at all certain of what she means. Is she thinking we've found a way to steal lakes? That we've dug all the way through the Earth and finally hit Russia? Which one does she mean?

Screw 42 midgets...

So, I'm sure some of you saw this little bit of humor (not real, btw) floating around the 'sphere a couple weeks ago. Well, forget about 42 midgets taking on 1 lion...

'How 'bout 1 MAN vs. 1 GREAT WHITE SHARK?! Huh?!
"I know they (great whites) are becoming extinct. But there is only one of me and it could have made me extinct very quickly.”

Yeah, that's right. Suck on that Cambodian Midget Fighting League! This story is the real deal.

(P.S. I have a very close connection to this story. The 42 vs. 1 story reminded me that I hadn't been blogging and forgot to post it.)

The "F" word is here to stay...


This election is OFFICIALLY tainted, now. The voters of this State will NEVER recognize Christine as the governor.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Someone grab the barf bag...

... cause I'm gonna hurl chunks!
The curriculum, which will include basic literacy and high-school-level subject matter that can apply toward graduation, has been produced in Spanish by the government of Mexico.

Via The Shark

American Girl, Mexican Boy UPDATE

From a few days ago...

So what's the update? You'll never guess!

Okay, it's SOOOOOOOO obvious what the update is I'm almost ashamed to write it.

Mexican Boy has decided to come across the boarder with the aid of a coyote - a woman who brings them across one-by-one on an infrequent basis (wonder how much that costs).

"No kidding!" You say.

Yeah, no kidding. The worst part? He's doing it with the blessing of American Dad.

Secret wish: I hope he gets caught.

Related new.... yeah, JUST FRIGGIN' GREAT!!!

Chris, I am your Master...

"I think shareholders are the great evil of this modern world."

Raise your hand if you're a great evil of this modern world. Come on, I know you're out there. You, in the back, are you a shaaaarrrrehoooooolder?

Tax auditor get's panties in a knot

Seattle auditor slams businesses, saying tax underpayment costs city $11 million yearly

In related news, average Joe citizen slams governments of all types, saying FOOLISH OVERSPENDING costs citizens $TRILLIONS.

Get over yourselves, government whiners.

UPDATE: Stefan reminded us of a waste-of-money program the whining City of Seattle spends....

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Sick Freaks and Geeks

I was going to post earlier today regarding the absurdness of the Muslim response to the Newsweek crapper story, but I didn't have the energy to share my thoughts... Hyscience does an excellent job and makes my life a whole lot easier by just having to link to it... Muslim Insanity!

As a side note, I was going to write a comparison of how loony it would be for those of the peaceful religion of Jediism to riot if someone would have flushed a copy of Episode III script in the toilet. Dang, sometimes things are just waaaaay too easy.

Monday, May 16, 2005

I don't wanna grow up...

I'm trying to figure out what KOMO TV is trying to tell us with two stories:

75-year-old man is lucky to be alive after his car rolled down a 30 foot embankment
79-Year-Old Woman Attacked By 2 Dogs

All I can gather is that KOMO wants you to think being in your 70's sucks.

"My name is B. Preston..."


Indigo Montoya says:

"I don't think that word means what you think it means."

"...well dressed" and "polite"

Who are Zarqawi's minders? Anyone have any good info?
"...his escorts were well dressed with a look about them that was different from the casualties and family members we had been receiving from the al-Qaim offensive,”
Well dressed? What does that mean - they don't have crap all over their clothes or well dressed to western standards (i.e., suits, ties, etc.)
"The three men with him asked me politely that he be allowed to leave hospital immediately and that i supply them with a prescription and a list of medication that he may need,”
Intriguing. Who are these guys?

It's a little too ironic, don't you think?

PETA freaks decided they were going to protest outside the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chi-Town this weekend over 9 animals that have either died or were euthanized in the last 7 months.

Golldang, talk about the irony. Remember this post a few days ago? Looks like PETA should be protesting.... PETA. How 'bout over 10,000 dead pets in the last 12 months for you?

Enough with this toilet business...

Okay, just to make sure I stay in this game I've got to make some comments about the Qur'an toilet fiasco - everyone's doin' it.

Quite frankly, there's no doubt that even if the story was true the freakish muslims are waaaayyy over reacting. I mean, Newsweek could have said something like I'm about to...

The TOILET? The TOILET?! That's what they're rioting and killing people about? Come on - the toilet is a whole lot better than hell, which is where they're all going, anyway.

Yeah, I said it.

Still, Newsweek knew better, but they still did it. Death to their circulation.