Statement

Zawahiri, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat make a joint statement, demand a Middle East based chapter of NAMbLA, plan to call JiMbLA (Jihadi Man boy Love Association). Says Jackson welcome anyday.

Suicidal Earth

Would the Democratic caucus please draft up some legislation to stop this madness.

Pen Missile

Since Saddam's trial has been in the news again lately I thinks it time to revisit this classic.

One word

Death

I'm all for forgivness, but I'm also for civilization and order.

UPDATE: Annie Banannie says there's only one humane thing to do with a rabid dog.

Warning: Reading this blog may cause cancer

How long will it be until some bar association will sue to require the doctor (or midwife) who delivers a baby to hand the newborn a pamphlet indicating that entering into life may cause cancer?

People for the Easy Trashing of Animals

Check your garbage bins.

Related

UPDATE: Not the Piggly Wiggly!!! These people are animals... er, uh (Just stop while you can.-Ed)

More here.

Anger is totally righteous, dudes!

Okay, I'm taking my que from Froggy - BLOGSWARM!!!!

I haven't posted anything regarding this yet, but trust me, I've been following it here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

Okay, all you lefties out there better sit down, 'cause I'm about to go beyond questioning someone's patriotism:

Durbin is a traitor.

(Someone call 911, 'cause I think the Kos Kids are in shock.-Ed When did you start popping up so much? When you got so boring.-Ed Touche.)

UPDATE: And a CRAP load more here.

I'll have the triple grande shovel in the head, thank you.

Oh, how special. Starbucks is changing the way they do business in China.

I guess the people like to gather to talk for hours over their coffee right before they are smacked in the head with shovels by government hired goons.

We report. You say, "Yeah, right."

Jermaine Jackson said to Larry King:

Larry, there -- OK, Michael is not a weird person. Michael is not -- I mean, this is just a bunch of talk, calling him Wacko Jacko, all of these crazy names. He doesn't do anything. Have you ever heard of him throwing televisions out of the hotel windows and setting fires and doing this and that? I mean, that behavior goes on in our industry as we know that. But I guess it's because theypick on him because he is the largest, largest entertainer in the world, and they will find something to say.

Or maybe it's because he's a weirdo.

(Uh, don't you think this is a case of the kettel calling the pot black?-Ed Is that supposed to be funny?)

Jumping the gun...

Watch the updates on this story here. Was it done by eco-terrorists?

The head shrinkers

“The brain weighed 615 grams, roughly half of the expected weight of a human brain,” he said. “This damage was irreversible, and no amount of therapy or treatment would have regenerated the massive loss of neurons.”

A whole lotta people are going to be saying, "See! See! She was dead anyway. Her brain was like waaaaay screwed up, dude." Yeah, brain shrinkage happens when you don't get water for 13 days. You ever have a hangover (Are you mocking me?!-Ed)? Do you know why you get a hang over? Because your brain shrinks from losing water due to your hormones being screwed up and making you lose more water through urinating, causing your body to find water in other places, LIKE YOUR BRAIN.

UPDATE: Hmm... I wonder if they consider this a good enough reason to keep someone alive? There is an especially good chance the cancer could stay away from her uterus since during pregnancy the uterus, and the rest of the female body, but the uterus especially, has a much higher concentration of progesterone.

UPDATE II: Michelle has analysis of the autopsy report.

UPDATE III: Hmm... told you so. (That's not very sport of you.-Ed Your point?)

Hey, hey.. goodbye.

Can you say "Secretary-General Clinton"?

UPDATE: Jeff noticed some other indications of Annan's lack of candor.

Cheering in the Arab Streets

The Arab Street (men, mostly) is cheering the verdict.

Yeah, sue me.