The head shrinkers

“The brain weighed 615 grams, roughly half of the expected weight of a human brain,” he said. “This damage was irreversible, and no amount of therapy or treatment would have regenerated the massive loss of neurons.”

A whole lotta people are going to be saying, "See! See! She was dead anyway. Her brain was like waaaaay screwed up, dude." Yeah, brain shrinkage happens when you don't get water for 13 days. You ever have a hangover (Are you mocking me?!-Ed)? Do you know why you get a hang over? Because your brain shrinks from losing water due to your hormones being screwed up and making you lose more water through urinating, causing your body to find water in other places, LIKE YOUR BRAIN.

UPDATE: Hmm... I wonder if they consider this a good enough reason to keep someone alive? There is an especially good chance the cancer could stay away from her uterus since during pregnancy the uterus, and the rest of the female body, but the uterus especially, has a much higher concentration of progesterone.

UPDATE II: Michelle has analysis of the autopsy report.

UPDATE III: Hmm... told you so. (That's not very sport of you.-Ed Your point?)