Thursday, December 30, 2004

Drudge Headline...

Possible Mad Cow in Canada...

Hmm - I guess Rosie O'Donnell decided to lead the way for the Hollywood left's exodus from the U.S. If only it were the real story behind the headline.

A Wal-Mart policy I can get behind

I do my best to stay away from Wal-Mart. No, I don't have anything against the company, it's just the sort of people it attracts in my area kind of creep me out. But this heart warming story is the kind of thing I would shop at Wal-Mart on a regular basis to support. Here is a round-up of potential targets:

Puppy Blender's filthy feline

SarahK's malicious Minerva

Any targets that you may suggest will be passed on to Wal-Mart.

Monday, December 27, 2004

Apology? What apology?

See this is what happens when you people DON'T listen to me. But hey, it's the story of my life. Look, you all were warned a few days before with that 8.2 in Antarctica but you weren't listening because you were toooooo busy buying up all the copies of Napoleon Dynamite from the stores so I couldn't get one. Well screw you people! You got what was coming to you - a friggin' 9.0 tsunami maker that screwed with the Earth's rotation and moved an entire Island 100 feet!
Moved the entire island of Sumatra about 100 feet toward the southwest; first tsunami in the Indian Ocean since 1883...

It's no longer going to be called the "Ring of Fire" - it's now the "Ring of Who's Your Daddy". You going to apologize, now?

Side note: Allah must not be very happy with you people in Indonesia - you're just not pumping out enough suicide murders.