Apology? What apology?

See this is what happens when you people DON'T listen to me. But hey, it's the story of my life. Look, you all were warned a few days before with that 8.2 in Antarctica but you weren't listening because you were toooooo busy buying up all the copies of Napoleon Dynamite from the stores so I couldn't get one. Well screw you people! You got what was coming to you - a friggin' 9.0 tsunami maker that screwed with the Earth's rotation and moved an entire Island 100 feet!

Moved the entire island of Sumatra about 100 feet toward the southwest; first tsunami in the Indian Ocean since 1883...

It's no longer going to be called the "Ring of Fire" - it's now the "Ring of Who's Your Daddy". You going to apologize, now?

Side note: Allah must not be very happy with you people in Indonesia - you're just not pumping out enough suicide murders.