Thursday, April 14, 2005

IT'S OFFICIAL!

THIS. STATE. TOTALLY. SUCKS. MONKEY. BALLS!

Is it time to reconsider residency here?

UPDATE: See, I told you so.

(Trust me, there's MUCH more.)

UPDATE 4/15 (fudgin' tax day): It'll only be a matter of time before this state bans toothpaste, while still mandating fluoride in the drinking water. I swear, these people are prime candidates for mullets.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Hey Indonesia...

... did I happen to mention IT SUCKS TO BE YOU!