Friday, June 24, 2005

Jacko or Art dealers

You knew after the recent acquital of Michael Jackson and the revelation of the high value of monkey art it was only a matter of time before caped men would be targetting primates for theft.

(What has this blog come to? - Ed.)

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Oh yeah? Well I took on a lion AND a tiger and lived

This 10-year-old took cat fight to a whole new level. Maybe he got in the way of the cats trying to make a "liger".

This land is our land. This land's no longer your land.

This makes me ill to my stomach.

(Why so gloomy, Comrade? - Ed. Now is not the time.)

UPDATE: Maybe we should just burn down the establishment and start from scratch.

UPDATE III: Ummmmmmmmm yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that's nice.

(What happened to UPDATE II? - Ed. Dang! You're so frickin' picky. Uh, yeah, Ed. is short for Editor, duh.)

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

It only makes sense... right? (brids chirping) Right?

Via Teach
The H.O.T. Tax would give those who think their levies are too low the ability to pay the steeper tax bills they say they deserve. This is the truly compassionate thing to do.
If this is what they mean by "compassionate conservativism" I'm all for it.
Beneficent supply-siders should introduce the H.O.T. Tax in Congress even before the tax-reform commission’s July 31 reporting deadline. American liberals should be given the earliest opportunity to stop resisting tax relief and send the Treasury as much of their own money as their bleeding hearts desire.
What are they waiting for???!!! Put the Bolton matter on the sideburner and get this thing through.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Momma, sell the emu...

... we're gettin' ourselves a golldang monkey!

(Could you make that a Trunk Monkey? - Ed.)