Friday, May 13, 2005

Hush little baby, don't you cry...

... We're trying to sock illegals in the eye.

Oh, da poor wittwe Mexican govewnment isn't happy about us wanting to curb illegal immigration.
President Vicente Fox said he would lodge a diplomatic complaint, and was considering complaints to multilateral bodies if Mexico could not unable to resolve the problem bilaterally.
Multilateral bodies? Like what - the U.N.? (yeah, I know it's more than like the WTF, etc. etc. It was just a good excuse to throw in something abou the oil-for-terror scam).
In the US, leaders of the Mexican community threatened to strike to send a message to US employers that they could not survive without cheap Mexican labour.
YEAH! That'll show us. Strike to prove that you've made your own country so worthless that you have to break into our country and work for CHEAP. Wow, that's a serious lesson.

Hush wittwe Mexican, don't you cwy...

Now for a little story from my personal life related to this topic and one that is somewhat reassuring.

Here's how it goes...

American Girl gets job at Mexican restaurant. American girl meets Mexican Boy at restaurant. American Girl and Mexican Boy start to date. Eventually, Mexican Boy decides to propose marriage to American Girl. American Girl says, "Heck yes." American Mom and Dad plan wedding - a bunch of Mexicans show up (I skip out).

Three years later American Girl conceives with child. Mexican Boy decides he wants to get a legitimate green card. American Mom and Dad say, "What? We didn't know you weren't legal. Yes, you should try and get your legitimate green card." Author slaps his head and says, "What? He worked in a Mexican restaurant. How could you have not know?"

Mexican Boy hires lawyer to help with acquiring legitimate green card. Laywer says, "Uh, the government says you'll need to go back to Mexico to be processed there." Mexican Boy says, "What should I do?" Lawyer says, "I dunno. Go to Mexico."

Mexican Boy goes back to Mexico and takes Prego American Girl.

Mexcian Boy takes trip to consulate. "Hi - I want to get my green card. I have an American wife." Consulate says, "Okay, fill out these papers." Mexcian Boy fills out papers.

Consulate now says, "We need to ask you some questions." Mexican Boy answers questions. Consulate says, "Thanks for answering our questions and filling out the paperwork. YOU ARE NOW BANNED FROM THE UNITED STATES FOR 10 YEARS."

Mexican Boy says, "Wha...?" American Girls says, "But, but, but I'm prego. I can't have a baby in Mexico. How could this have happened." Author says, "Because you married an illegal alien." American Mom and Dad say, "Oy!" Mexican Mom and Dad say, "Welcome home!"

Stay tuned...

I was rescued by PETA and all I got was a shot of euthanasia solution

Help kill rescued animals - donate to PETA.

Via Chris Field, Human Events Online

Boy George's whirlwind U.S. Tour

T-shirts! Get your t-shirts!

"Hey man, I'm only 50-years old!"

Anyone for cards?

I wanna be a Maverick!

(yeah, I know, nothing but the faces were shopped here, but it's a busy day and I'm not gonna get to it).

Thursday, May 12, 2005

English as a second language

I sure wish the Judges in this country would be required to speak English. For instance, a Federal Judge today decided that even though Nebraska overwhelmingly voted to ban queer marriages he was going to strike it down anyway. Why?
U.S. District Judge Joseph Bataillon said the ban "imposes significant burdens on both the expressive and intimate associational rights" of gays...

Yeah, that's all I have to say about that.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005


What was it that I was saying the other day about Canada's Navy? Yeah, well, looks like we've got our OWN problems. Oy!

Tuesday, May 10, 2005


While some people have been needing a change of underwear everytime they think about the Revenge of the Siths, yours truly (and the rest of Jesusland) has been anticipating the Chronicles to arrive on film for years. Granted, I'll admit, there was never a time in the past where they could be pulled off well, but WETA and it's offsprings have made it possible. The teaser makes Harry Potter look like childs play.

CT Scan reveals the real face of King Tut

I guess it WAS the traditional garb of Egyptians... who'da thunk?

(come one, give me a break - it's been ages since I've done any p-shopping)

Cutest Baby, uh, ever?

Ah, it's going to be Baby Bennifer.

I'm one blessed dude

Golldang, it's a good thing I didn't live in Melbourne, Vic., Australia nearly as long as I had anticipated - I'd be in jail for the rest of my life, by now.

Let me make my stance very clear: ISLAM IS NOT A PEACEFUL RELIGION AND IS FULL OF A BUNCH OF LYING, DEVIANT MEN, especially in the Middle East Region.

Earth to hippies: Stop smoking the weeeeeed...

... or you might file a really, really, really, really stooooopid lawsuit. Along with the lawsuit you might say some really, really, really, really stooooopid comments like the following:

If my religion says that once a year on a full moon, I had to get into a hit-and-run accident, I think the cops would take exception to that," he said.

So, this guy is comparing getting in a hit-and-run accident to a school (and parents) deciding it is inappropriate for boys to wrestle girls? Seriously, dude, you need to stop hitting whatever it is you've lit up.
Meaghan Connors and Sylvie Shiosaki find the sport challenging, fun and not at all sexual.
Yeah, well that's because they are some seriously naive 13-year-old girls. Duh!
"When you walk on the mat, you're not a girl, you're not a guy anymore. You're just there to wrestle," (Sylvie) Shiosaki said.
Who has been feeding them this line of BS? Let's get something straight here: BOYS AND GIRLS ARE NOT EQUAL!!!!!

I think the league president sums it up best, though:
"I don't care if it's a religious school or not," he said. "If a person chooses not to wrestle, they don't have to wrestle."
But, but, but wrestling is a "right":
"My daughter's rights," he said, "are not going to be bargained away for any reason."

Just read the whole article if you want to throw up, 'cause it gets even worse. What a frickin' sob story. GET OVER YOURSELVES, PEOPLE!

(P.S. I somewhat feel for the girls, because they are going to grow up being misearble, wondering why the type of boys they want to date don't want to date them. Poor girls. Someone, namely their parents, are really doing them a disservice).

(P.S.S. Oh, and if you are going to leave a comment about how sexist I am, blah, blah, blah know that I will only laugh at you.)

Monday, May 09, 2005

Moe Szyslak says, "Wha....?!"

And I thought I had 'puta problems...

In a related note, this was a fairly interesting article today.


Ah, this reminds you of the good times, doesn't it?

(via: Michelle)

$81,000 big 'uns in 4 days?

I say, ol' chap, I have always prefered the bloodless revolution to the violent one. Isn't that what the representative and citizen initiative based process was created for?

UPDATE: Well, the b**** (and I don't use those asterisks lightly) signed it, anyway.