Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Uh, my residence?

I live at the King County Elections Office, thank you.


Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Eat poop and die, Legacy Media

You people think Dan Rather could come up with something like this? I don't think so. Brit Hume, maybe, but NEVER Dan Rather.

It's kinda creepy, but...

So yesterday I shared this with you. Today we get wind of a move to Melbourne, Florida? Look, this whole romancing over the blogospher thing is kinda creepin' me out. I've done the packing up and moving far away thing before (except mine was to Melbourne, VIC, Australia), but I don't think I have ever read anything so beautiful as this:
he said, “T-Shirt Babe, who’s the boss at IMAO?”

and i said, “you are, Mr. T-Shirt Boss,” and hung my head. he patted me on said head and stated, “that’s right, Woman. i’m the boss. you’re the T-Shirt Babe. as your boss, i’m transferring you to Florida.”

I'm gonna cry.

And you're wonder why I find this soooooo amusing

I don't think I've ever seen anything funnier in American politics than today's article in the Seattle-PI:
With the very real possibility that the hand recount could undo Dino Rossi's victory, Christine Gregoire wants Rossi's pledge to accept the upcoming results as final -- and concede if he loses.
I'm sorry, but all I can do is laugh - she says this stuff with a straight face. Gregoire lost the original count, then she lost the first re-count. So suddenly, sometime between the original count, the first recount and now a hand count King County found 723(??? number keeps changing) in a "warehouse" they want counted in this latest recount and she wants the results of THIS re-count to be final whichever way it ends up.

Seriously, I want to know where this fantasy world is these people live. There has got to be some wonderful things happening there, like whatever I WANT. Magic is everywhere.
State Republican Party Chairman Chris Vance called Gregoire's demands "unbelievably ironic and hypocritical" considering her refusal to concede after the first two counts, which Rossi won by 261 and 42 votes out of 2.8 million cast.
Chris Vance is an incompitent Chairman, but he hit it on the nail, there.

Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye. I'm sure it was nice while it lasted, Democrats, but your grip on this state was just released. I feel so... LIBERATED!!!!!

Flippin' sweet DVD release!

"Pretty much the sweetest movie of all time" was released on DVD today. If you haven't seen it yet then you're a friggin IDIOT! Gosh!

Monday, December 20, 2004

I... can't... do... it... Must... take... computer... apart.

Okay, we're going dark at home for 3 days, now. The appointment for the cable dude to turn things on at the EiP Pink Old Navy Pullover Babe's new joint is in 3 days. You'll hear from me via the work 'puta, but it's lights out for 3 nights.

I'll see you on the dark side of the mooooooooonnnn.

There's a recount?

I know I should care about this, but I don't. So sue me! Why, you ask? If I knew that answer you would probably get a fairly decent post here, which has been absent for quite some time. I might explain that later, but I'll have to figure that one out first, too.

Quite frankly, this whole ordeal has become quite amusing to me for one reason: The Democrats have had a VERY tight grip on this state. Thanks to this episode they no longer have that grip. Thank you Christine Gregoire and an even bigger THANK YOU to John Kerry for funding this fiasco. If I didn't know John Kerry was a complete idiot I might think he was sabotaging the Democratic Party in Washington State. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That's right, it's all VERY funny to me. So go suck a friggin' egg you Democrat weenie! It sure would taste better than that which will fill your mouth in four years time.

It's just such a beautiful story

(sniffle) You've got to read this touching story about a Christmas gift. If you need a tear jerker, this is the one.