Thank God I'm outta Seattle, now (uh, resident wise, anyway)

I can see it now: The Seattle City council today passed what they are calling the "Buy it and it will hurt" bill that will fine anyone who purchases or sells any goods contained in packaging that does not grow into an organic plant(s) when disposed of.

This is going to take their false religion of worshipping "Mother Earth" to a whole new level, if you didn't think it was possible.