What's the "December Surprise" going to be?

President Bush is taking the gloves off and calling a spade a spade in this article.

Yet, the most disturbing part of the article is yet another reference by the Kerry campaign to a "surprise". First, it was October surprise (Unveiling Osama from the deep freezers in Texax). Then it was the November surprise (stealing elections, you know, again). Now, they have the January surprise (taking away social security from all the helpless senior citizens; and I'm sure my grandparents will fall for it). So, my question is, what is the December surprise? Did they forget a month, or do surprises take December off because it's so hectic and all with Christmas coming up?

This is the best they can come up with? Surprises?

I am taking submissions as to what the December surprise is going to be (as well as February, March, April, etc.).

My December Surprise: President Bush will issue an arrest warrant for Saint Nicolaus (aka, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Pere Noel) - Not because Santa had done anything wrong, but because President Bush hates children and wants the children of the World to suffer.

Send your admissions to: pajamahadeen -at- hotmail.com