To laugh or cry

So, my attempt at satire the other day was exactly that - an attempt at satire not a prediction of what was to come.

I wrote:

He cited the administration's pure lack of concern over Florida as
proof they would prefer Florida never got to vote, again. When asked to expand
he said, "Clearly this administration has no family in Florida. What would they
care if the entire state was taken out to sea by a succession of hurricanes?"

I guess I had it backwards - looks like Carter doesn't want Florida to vote. Could this get any more weird? I'm afraid to find the answer to that question.