Hooks for terrorists!

Are you a jihadi? Have you lost your hands to an apparent land-mine in Afghanistan? Then come to Great Britain and we'll fix you up nicely! All that is required of you is issue directives to your followers to murder Brits and other westerners wherever they may be. We'll even pick you up and transport you to the hosptial for your appointments.

They don't call us GREAT Britain, for nothing!

Cheers, Mate!