Interrogation ideas welcome

Okay, so Dude is giving a primetime news conference tonight. We're all being told is about Social Security reform, but Rusty decided he'd start the speculation that OBL is dead, which of course got someone thinking that's what the nc is all about tonight. Doubtful, but what if it was? What sort of "questioning" would W. go through if it were the case? You know, something like this:

Mr. Bush (you know, because he stole the election), how come it has taken so long?

Mr. Bush, is it true that your father once slept with Osama's father as an initiation stunt into Skull & Bones?

See, you get the picture - put your suggestions in the comments. And while you're at it, put your suggestions regarding the questioning they have prepared for the SS reform issue, such as:

Mr. Bush, isn't it true your real motivation for this so-called reform is simply to take money away from little old ladies?