I want to see Drunk Olympic Swimming

Oh yeah, this is a big shocker. I knew there was something wrong with this kid. Look, I'm all cool with making mistakes and all, but this is stupid:

"I'm 19, but I was taught that no matter how old you are you should always take responsibility for your action, which I will do. I'm very sorry this happened and it was mistake."

What, is that any other 19-year-old would get away with it because he was 19, but since you were taught to take responsibility no matter how old you are you're not only a superhuman swimmer, but you're superhuman at taking responsibility?

I know, I know - that's probably not what he meant, but he needs to get a speech writer or a better publicists.