To rid of Michael Moore?

Reynolds and Daniel Casey are making tongue-in-cheek comments asserting that Hardee's new Monster Thickburger is Karl Rove's genius evil plan to rid the planet and the GOP of its biggest nightmare. LOL, guys. Do you really expect us to think this is some sort of Republican conspiracy to get rid of Michael Moore? Right - as if Rove and company want to see their biggest base motivator to die early. He's still got F911 1/2 to make.

No, you know WHO is behind this one.

UPDATE: Speaking of genius evil plans, Glenn has just walked right into mine. That's right - I am here to shed light on the truth about his motivations. Why you might ask? For THIS! Bwahahahahaha...