Danged "homo marridges"

How did the troops in Iraq mark the election? Apparently, according to the NY Times, Greyhawk has been blogging without a "innernets":

That reporter shore is a smart feller. He's rite. I'm hopin I can get me one of them innernets over here and start me a blog. Also he's rite about homo marridge, Thats the nummer one issue with troops, homo marridge.

Funny stuff. Greyhawk lets the WaTimes do the fisking. Go read it on this, the 2nd day of Armageddon for the loons.