Yeah, but, he didn't ask for the endorsement

Dr. Shackleford discovered a document where terrorists are praising... John Kerry? Is this Apocalypse Redux? What more could you ask for? You're hailed as a hero in a Communist Vietnamese war museum, you get the endorsements of dictators around the world and now you win the praise of terrorists the world over, showing you CAN bring everyone together. The only thing left is winning the election, doing whatever it takes... Power to the people!