Dialogue of the Day: "You're Bald!" (UPDATED)

Do you remember that Seinfeld episode (The Beard) where George decided to go with the toupee, and Kramer sets him up on a date with a woman who ends up being... bald?

Kramer enters
Jerry: Hey.
Kramer: Hey.
George: You fixed me up with a bald woman.
Kramer: Bald?
George: Yeah, that's right.
Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.
George: So?
Elaine: You're bald!

Well here is how it would go if it was a Deaniac, Hillary, and a Blogger:

Hillary enters
Dan Rather: Hey!
Hillary: Hey!
Deaniac: You fixed us up with a surrender monkey.
Hillary: A surrender monkey?
Deaniac: Yeah, that's right.
Blogger: Do you see the irony here? You're depressed about your candidate because he's a surrender monkey.
Deaniac: So?
Blogger: You're a surrender monkey!

UPDATE: Wizbang has their quote of the day.