Can't we all just stay on our bikes?

Via Drudge's front page:

PRESIDENT BUSH CRASHES BIKE INTO SCOT POLICEMAN DURING G8 REPRIEVE... A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE TELLS DRUDGE PRESIDENT SUFFERED 'MODERATE CUTS AND ABRASIONS'... POLICE OFFICER SENT TO HOSPITAL FOR POSSIBLE ANKLE INJURY. DEVELOPING...

That following David Zabriskie's crash with 1.5 km left in yesterday's TdF team time trial.

These things happen in 3's, you know. Americans are warned to stay off their bikes in Europe.