"I like a good rumor as much as the next guy..."

Yeah, that's good Dan, but you're NOT the next guy - you're an idiot, and I don't use that term lightly (unless you're driving 5 mph under the limit and I am unable to pass you).

However, in the good spirit of rumor milling I am starting one here...

Ashton Kutcher has been spotted in New York. Word has it, he's making his way to CBS News later this evening where, during Dan Rather's live report, he will jump onto the set and yell, "You've been Punk'd!"

Could it be true? Well, for some insight, let us consult Punk'd's own homepage...

"Beat an ass...literally. Give our virtual donkey a whompin' in the Punk'd Piñata game." (ephasis mine)

Uh, isn't that enough evidence as to what their show is all about? Whompin' donkeys? Dan, boy are you going to be relieved. If only you read this blog your need to change your Depends every 5 minutes would cease.

DISCLAIMER: This is a RUMOR and only a RUMOR. I made up the whole thing. Well, except for the quote from Punk'd's own homepage, which you can visit here http://www.mtv.com/onair/punkd/ and see for yourself.