Bad, Lynne Cheney! Bad!

The campaign of John Kerry is in what we call "death mode" and I don't just mean his election numbers, either. I'm talking ALL aspects, most importantly on the humor front. In this article Lynne Cheney makes an offhand jab at sKerry's new found orangelicious tan and this is the response from the Kerry campaign:

"Is Mrs. Cheney jealous considering how hard it is to get sun in
the undisclosed location with her husband Dick? Or is she distracted over how
red-in-the-face George Bush should be considering his failed presidency?"

WTF (fudge, people, fudge!)?! Not only are they getting the Zombie vote, they're running a Zombie campaign. Unbelievable!